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The face of a shapeless entity reflected on infinite topological space.

For Hnoss & Gersemi…

hedendom:

For Hnoss & Gersemi, I will treasure each day. I will appreciate my relationships, treasure my parents, lovers and children. I will treat those close to me like the gifts they are.

For Hnoss & Gersemi, I will find beauty in even the smallest of things and look for the good in others. In all things we can find something special and I will endeavour to find it.

For Hnoss & Gersemi, I will value what I have, take pleasure in every blessing I receive and try to bring light to others. I will try to be invaluable to others so they treasure me. For the two treasures of Freyja and Odr.

Hail Hnoss & Gersemi!

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:

Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad:

Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad:

Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad:

Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad:

Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad:

Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad:

I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad:

Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad:

Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad:

Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad:

It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad:

Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad:

*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad:

My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad:

Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad:

Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad:

I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad:

Fuck the government.

Dad:

Fuck the school board.

Dad:

Close the door.

Dad:

Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad:

I love puns.

Dad:

People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad:

Please shut up.

Dad:

Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad:

I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad:

I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad:

You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad:

Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad:

I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad:

If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad:

They act like I care what they think.

Dad:

I hate homework.

Dad:

I have decided to become a politician.

Dad:

What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

fantasy-art-engine:

Dragon by Minh Hothanh
hedendom:

Stafir Móti Aðsókn
To avoid ghosts and evil spirits you should carve these sigils onto oak and paint them with blood from your hand. Then they should be hung above the door of the home to protect against evil entities entering.

hedendom:

Stafir Móti Aðsókn

To avoid ghosts and evil spirits you should carve these sigils onto oak and paint them with blood from your hand. Then they should be hung above the door of the home to protect against evil entities entering.

(Source: psicreepy, via vicious-seamonkey)

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

 Stones and Bones by DZO olivierArtiphist

Artist on Tumblr

Born in a family environment conducive to graphic arts, the Graduate School of Fine Arts in Toulouse coming validate my vocation after 5 years of study. Attracted by all forms of artistic expression, it is first as a graphic designer I learns the techniques of image creation with a predilection for drawing and generally for anything that does not depend digital Design. The discovery of interactive pen displays however, offers me new horizons and now I do not impose any constraint in terms of pictures conception. Mixing styles and techniques is my way. This portfolio shows my personal artwor

(via jeremyj81)

horsejesus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

horsejesus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

(Source: xenophilesanonymous, via ackthrice)

noirmatic:

nousquedlar zeugn IX

noirmatic:

nousquedlar zeugn IX

(Source: oodmoriarty, via themspacecats)